Clients often come to me looking to work on their investor messaging. That can be written or verbal. Public speaking has always been a mix of voice and body language. With the current reliance on Zoom style meetings, I reckon the verbal aspects are currently more important – I mean, isn’t everyone wearing shorts with their work shirts since you can’t be seen? Luckily, there are so many ways you can practice, and since we’re at home, nobody will ever know.
The elevator pitch
The “elevator pitch” is the 30 second spiel you have ready for when someone asks “so what do you do,” or “why should I invest,” or whatever the burning question is. The theory is, you only have 30 seconds to grab their attention before the lift arrives at their floor, or in real life, before their mind wanders. No matter how strong the story is, you have to have a catchy soundbite. There are three steps to nailing this
1. Write it down, as it would be spoken
This is an absolute must. In speech, we tend to use very short sentences – say 8 words. Force yourself to write in a way that sounds natural.
2. Record yourself reading it
Any voice recording app will work here. Now listen back. Is it clear? Does it sound clunky?
3. Test on an audience
If you can, try to persuade a non-specialist to listen to it, ie someone who will call you out for any technical/ complex stuff that might have snuck in. Family members give better feedback than the dog (although the dog will probably feign interest more convincingly).
Bigger events
1. Practice
When I work with CEOs, we always do a practice auditorium speech in front of a room of advisors and colleagues. That’s not feasible for everyone, but we can generate a fake audience. It’s definitely worth checking out the VirtualSpeech app – you’re going to need a VR headset, but it’s so worth it. If you’re a bit of a geeky perfectionist like me, the analysis is going to blow your mind.

2. Get a good night’s sleep
Even if nobody can see your wobbly legs and there are no handshakes to give away your sweaty palms, a spot of meditation will calm those nerves. There are loads of meditation and guided sleep apps, and it’s such a personal matter, that you’ll just have to browse the App Store yourself, but they’ve come a long way from the whale music. Bedtime stories, hypnotherapy sessions ….
3. Teleprompter like a pro!
This was a recent revelation to me. Before you get too excited, I’m going to stress that I never recommend reading a verbatim script, but if you insist, make sure you write if for speech (check those sentence lengths). Or use it for speaker notes instead of index cards. There are apps which will give you prompts on your phone. Currently, PromptSmart seems the most established, but there are new ones being released. One final plea if you’re going to use these, watch where your eyes are on the camera!
4. Uhm blaster
OK, this is fun! How often do you think you use “like” or “uhh” … There are game-style apps that will call you out on these. Try the LikeSo app – let me know how addicted you get! It’s like CandyCrush.
I hope that helps, but if you’d like to work with me on your investor presentations, do get in touch.















